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q[0]='A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. (George Santayana)'
q[1]='A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation. (Saki)'
q[2]='A man ought to read just as inclination leads him; for what he reads as a task will do him little good. (Samuel Johnson)'
q[3]='A man who doesn\'t trust himself can never really trust anyone else. (Cardinal de Retz)'
q[4]='Above all nations is humanity. (Goldwin Smith)'
q[5]='Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. (Thomas Jefferson)'
q[6]='All for one and one for all. (Alexandre Dumas)'
q[7]='An idea does not pass from one language to another without change. (Miguel de Unamuno)'
q[8]='Anything that won\'t sell, I don\'t want to invent. Its sale is proof of utility, and utility is success. (Thomas Edison)'
q[9]='As for me, all I know is that I know nothing. (Socrates)'
q[10]='As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. (Andrew Carnegie)'
q[11]='Be silent unless what you have to say is better than silence. (Salvator Rosa)'
q[12]='Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. (Hubert Humphrey)'
q[13]='Brevity is the soul of wit. (William Shakespeare)'
q[14]='Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. (John Wooden)'
q[15]='Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out alive. (Elbert Hubbard)'
q[16]='Dream as if you\'ll live forever. Live as if you\'ll die today. (James Dean)'
q[17]='Equality may perhaps be a right, but no power on earth can turn it into a fact. (Honoré de Balzac)'
q[18]='Every great achievement was once considered impossible.'
q[19]='Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. (Albert Einstein)'
q[20]='Experience is a comb nature gives us when we are bald. (Belgian proverb)'
q[21]='Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first - and the lesson afterwards.'
q[22]='Experience is the mother of science. (Henry George Bohm)'
q[23]='Fate makes our relatives, choice makes our friends.'
q[24]='Fortune favours the bold. (Virgil)'
q[25]='From the moment I picked it [a book] up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it. (Groucho Marx)'
q[26]='Getting older is no problem... You just have to live long enough. (Groucho Marx)'
q[27]='Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. (Albert Einstein)'
q[28]='He is educated who knows how to find out what he doesn\'t know. (George Simmel)'
q[29]='He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. (Old Chinese saying)'
q[30]='He who laughs lasts. (Mary Poole)'
q[31]='High achievement always takes place in the framework of high expectation. (Jack Kinder)'
q[32]='I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. (Lily Tomlin)'
q[33]='I am not a has-been. I am a will be. (Lauren Bacall)'
q[34]='I do not believe in a fate that falls on men however they act; but I do believe in a fate that falls on men unless they act. (G. K. Chesterton)'
q[35]='I don\'t know why I did it, I don\'t know why I enjoyed it, and I don\'t know why I\'ll do it again. (Bart Simpson)'
q[36]='I don\'t like spinach, and I\'m glad I don\'t, because if I liked it I\'d eat it, and I just hate it. (Clarence Darrow)'
q[37]='I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet strange, I am ungrateful to these teachers. (Khalil Gibran)'
q[38]='I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn\'t learn something from him. (Galileo Galilei)'
q[39]='I hear and I forget, I see and I remember. I do and I understand. (Chinese proverb)'
q[40]='I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen. (Ernest Hemingway)'
q[41]='I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. (Jerome K. Jerome)'
q[42]='\'I must do something\' will always solve more problems than \'something must be done\'.'
q[43]='I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late. (Max Kauffman)'
q[44]='I often quote myself, it adds spice to my conversation. (George Bernard Shaw)'
q[45]='I think; therefore I am. (Rene Descartes)'
q[46]='I tried and failed. I tried again and again and succeeded. (Gail Borden)'
q[47]='I want to live my life so that my nights are not full of regrets. (D. H. Lawrence)'
q[48]='I\'d give my right arm to be ambidextrous. (Brian W. Kernighan)'
q[49]='If a thing goes without saying - let it. (Jacob Braude)'
q[50]='If fate sends you a lemon, use it to make lemonade. (Lawrence Block)'
q[51]='If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. (Anatole France)'
q[52]='If it were easy, someone would have done it long ago. (Robert Goddard)'
q[53]='If only we\'d stop trying to be happy, we could have a pretty good time. (Edith Wharton)'
q[54]='If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn\'t be research.'
q[55]='If you can read this, thank a teacher.'
q[56]='If you tell the truth you don\'t have to remember anything. (Mark Twain)'
q[57]='If you walk with your head held high, you will never find lost coins in the street. (Philip Lazarus)'
q[58]='If you want your judgment to be accepted, express it coolly and without passion. (Arthur Schopenhauer)'
q[59]='If you wish to reach the highest, begin at the lowest. (Publilus Syrus)'
q[60]='In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time. (Anthony J. D\'Angelo)'
q[61]='In three words I can sum up everything I\'ve learned about life. It goes on. (Robert Frost)'
q[62]='In youth we learn; in age we understand. (Von Ebner-Eschenbach)'
q[63]='It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop. (Confucius)'
q[64]='It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness. (Old Chinese proverb)'
q[65]='It\'s better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than open one\'s mouth and remove all doubt. (Samuel Johnson)'
q[66]='It\'s not that I have more patience than anyone else. It\'s just that I use mine. (Ignace Paderwski)'
q[67]='It\'s surprising how many persons go through life without ever recognizing that their feelings toward other people are largely determined by their feelings toward themselves, and if you\'re not comfortable within yourself, you can\'t be comfortable with others. (Sydney J. Harris)'
q[68]='Kindness is wisdom. (Phillip J. Bailey)'
q[69]='Let your speech be better than silence, or be silent. (Dionysius)'
q[70]='Life is like a tin of sardines - we\'re all of us looking for the key. (Alan Bennett)'
q[71]='Love doesn\'t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. (Franklin P. Jones)'
q[72]='Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. (Andre Gide)'
q[73]='Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. (Lily Tomlin)'
q[74]='Marriage is not a word but a sentence.'
q[75]='Most people are liberal on issues that don\'t touch them, and conservative on those that do. (Robert Wuhl)'
q[76]='Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions. (Henry Wadsworth Longfellow)'
q[77]='Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. (Berthold Auerbach)'
q[78]='My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that\'s what she said.'
q[79]='Nothing is as good as it seems beforehand. (George Eliot)'
q[80]='Obstacles are the terrible things you see when you take your eyes from the goal.'
q[81]='One friend in a lifetime is much; two are many; three are hardly possible. (Henry Adams)'
q[82]='One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. (Elbert Hubbard)'
q[83]='One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. (John Wanamaker)'
q[84]='One of the hardest things in this world is to admit you are wrong. And nothing is more helpful in resolving a situation than its frank admission. (Benjamin Disraeli)'
q[85]='Only a life lived for others is worth living. (Albert Einstein)'
q[86]='Patience is something you admire greatly in the driver behind you but not in the one ahead of you.'
q[87]='Please don\'t lie to me unless you\'re absolutely sure I\'ll never find out the truth. (Ashleigh Brilliant)'
q[88]='Poetry heals the wounds inflicted by reason. (Novalis)'
q[89]='Real knowledge is to know the extent of one\'s ignorance. (Confucius)'
q[90]='Science is to see what everyone else has seen and think what no one else has thought. (Albert Szent-Gyorgyi)'
q[91]='Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. (Aaron Levenstein)'
q[92]='Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. (Robert Collier)'
q[93]='Tell me what company you keep and I\'ll tell you what you are. (Miguel de Cervantes)'
q[94]='The best helping hand that you will ever receive is the one at the end of your own arm. (Fred Dehner)'
q[95]='The biggest mistake you can make is to believe you are working for someone else.'
q[96]='The first step towards knowledge is to know that we are ignorant. (Richard Cecil)'
q[97]='The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. (Elbert Hubbard)'
q[98]='The important thing is not to stop questioning. (Albert Einstein)'
q[99]='The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. (E. J. Phelps)'
q[100]='The more unintelligent a man is, the less mysterious existence seems to him. (Schopenhauer)'
q[101]='The most exciting phrase to hear in science is not \'Eureka!\' (I\'ve found it!), but \'That\'s funny...\'  (Isaac Asimov)'
q[102]='The obvious is that which is never seen until someone expresses it simply. (Khalil Gibran)'
q[103]='The real danger is not that computers begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. (S. J. Harris)'
q[104]='The road to success is rough. You have to pave it yourself. (Arnold Glasow)'
q[105]='The secret of education lies in respecting the pupil. (Emerson)'
q[106]='The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. (Albert Einstein)'
q[107]='The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.'
q[108]='The world has the habit of making room for the man whose actions show that he knows where he is going. (Napoleon Hill)'
q[109]='There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other. (Douglas Everett)'
q[110]='There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. (Countess of Blessington)'
q[111]='There is nothing so likely to produce peace as to be well prepared to meet an enemy. (George Washington)'
q[112]='Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. (Hector Berlioz)'
q[113]='To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. (William Somerset Maugham)'
q[114]='To escape criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. (Elbert Hubbard)'
q[115]='To write simply is as difficult as to be good. (William Somerset Maugham)'
q[116]='True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable. (David Tyson Gentry)'
q[117]='Trust Allah, but tie your camel. (Old Muslim proverb)'
q[118]='What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and use things instead of using people and loving things.'
q[119]='When angry, count ten before you speak; if very angry, a hundred. (Thomas Jefferson)'
q[120]='When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us. (Alexander Graham Bell)'
q[121]='Where there is love there is life. (Mahatma Gandhi)'
q[122]='Whether you think you can or whether you think you can\'t, you\'re right. (Henry Ford)'
q[123]='Wise men don\'t need advice. Fools don\'t take it. (Benjamin Franklin)'
q[124]='Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. (Plato)'
q[125]='Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.'
q[126]='Yesterday is but today\'s memory, tomorrow is today\'s dream. (Khalil Gibran)'

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